And the winner this time is…the Apple Store, which posted the book on the stroke of midnight on July 1. Amazon probably would have gotten it going sometime this afternoon, except that due to quality assurance, they had to ask me to go back and check the box that says I have the right to publish the book again. Because, you know, someone who’s pirating a book will check the box once, but not twice. And B&N is creeping along at its usual pace, and Google is doing what Google does, which will undoubtedly be brilliant when their store is finished.
Anyway! You can go buy a pine marten’s gay sex farce on Apple, soon on Amazon, and that should cover your ePub and Kindle needs for now. Come on, Vaxy’s counting on you! Don’t make the pine marten make a sad face.