When you don’t understand football, you get angry the day of the Super Bowl.
When you’re angry the day of the Super Bowl, you get in a fight with the waiter who asks if you saw the game.
When you get in a fight with the waiter who asks if you saw the game, you get thrown out of the restaurant.
When you get thrown out of the restaurant, you reverse out of your parking spot without checking your mirrors.
When you reverse out of your parking spot without checking your mirrors, you smash into a Lexus SUV belonging to a lawyer’s wife.
When you smash into a Lexus SUV belonging to a lawyer’s wife, your wages are garnished for the next fifty years.
Don’t have your wages garnished for the next fifty years. Read Dev and Lee’s Guides to Football.
(thanks to some satellite TV network for the commercial idea, though personally I wouldn’t mind a grandson with a dog collar, y’know…)
